A cow can climb up the stairs, but cannot climb down. This is because her knees cannot bend properly.

 

There are about 920 different breeds of cows in the world. Cows were domesticated about 5,000 years ago.

What is your mood today? Mine is very cheerful!

What is your mood today? Mine is very cheerful!

E-cow-nomics

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SOCIALISM:

You have two cows, and give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM:

You have two cows. The state takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM:

You have two cows. The state takes both then sells you some milk.

NAZISM:

You have two cows. The state takes both then shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM:

You have two cows. The state takes both, shoots one, milks the other, then throws the milk down the drain.

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:

You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

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